1 00:00:08,558 --> 00:00:11,311 You woke up this morning 2 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,781 got yourself a gun 3 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:19,152 your mama always said you'd be the chosen one 4 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,654 she said you're one in a million 5 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:24,657 you've got to burn to shine 6 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:26,659 but you were born under a bad sign 7 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:30,163 with a blue moon in your eyes 8 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,165 when you woke up this mornin' 9 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,552 all that love had gone 10 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:39,923 your papa never told you about right and wrong 11 00:00:40,423 --> 00:00:43,560 but you're, but you're looking good, baby 12 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,929 i believe that you're a- feelin' fine 13 00:00:45,929 --> 00:00:48,431 shame about it born under a bad sign 14 00:00:48,932 --> 00:00:52,569 with a blue moon in your eyes so sing it now 15 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:57,690 woke up this morning you got a blue moon got a blue moon in your eyes? ? 16 00:00:58,074 --> 00:01:00,076 Yeah 17 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:05,331 you say you woke up this morning 18 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,333 the world turned upside down 19 00:01:07,584 --> 00:01:09,702 lord above, things ain't been the same 20 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:13,590 since the blues walked into town 21 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:17,844 but you're, but you're one in a million'cause you got that shotgun shine 22 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:21,347 shame about it born under a bad sign 23 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:25,101 with a blue moon in your eyes, yeah 24 00:01:25,101 --> 00:01:28,104 woke up this morning 25 00:01:28,104 --> 00:01:30,607 got yourself a gun 26 00:01:30,607 --> 00:01:33,109 got yourself a gun 27 00:01:33,109 --> 00:01:35,111 got yourself a gun 28 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,488 talk it through. Talk it through the opening. 29 00:01:45,989 --> 00:01:48,491 Little left. Little left on your end. 30 00:01:48,491 --> 00:01:50,493 All right! 31 00:01:53,997 --> 00:01:55,999 Open the door! Any hinky shit, 32 00:01:56,499 --> 00:01:59,886 and you'll be refrying beans with pablo escobar again. 33 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,260 This is all a message to your friends. Stay away from port newark. 34 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:11,397 Don't even drive out to jersey. Not even on sundays. 35 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:15,768 I'll tell them. They've been told. Twice. 36 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,770 Now i'll tell them. 37 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:22,659 Here. 38 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:26,162 Holy shit. Ha, ha. Bingo! 39 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:28,164 We can't fit all this shit in the carton. 40 00:02:28,665 --> 00:02:31,167 Fuckin' crackheads and their small bills. 41 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,290 This is just a little token of my appreciation.... 42 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,292 for recommending dr. Melfi. 43 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:42,795 She's a good shrink. I'm not always a model patient-- 44 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,799 what, what? You didn't have to. These are monte cristos. 45 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:49,802 These are cuban. Yeah, they're the best, right? 46 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:53,306 - They're illegal, aren't they? - They're cigars. 47 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:56,309 Oh, they're dreamy, ton'. 48 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,311 You're a good neighbor, bruce. 49 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:02,315 Hey, look, i'm a doctor. I make referrals all the time, tony. You don't have to-- 50 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:05,818 - no biggie. - I bet these motherfuckers were hard to come by. 51 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:08,321 Yeah, they fell off a truck. 52 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,324 Excuse me. 53 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:14,460 - Hello? - It's done. 54 00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:16,212 And it's the biggest fucking refrigerator you've ever seen. 55 00:03:16,212 --> 00:03:18,715 How about the other thing? 56 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:21,217 Juan valdez has been separated from his donkey. 57 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,840 You know, ton', i've been meaning to say, 58 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,342 i've been watching you out back with your putter. 59 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:34,597 You ever play at the club? No, i play minnisink, the public course. 60 00:03:34,597 --> 00:03:38,601 You know, you ought to come to the club and play sometime. 61 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:41,104 Nah, you know, it's-- come on. 62 00:03:41,104 --> 00:03:43,606 It's a wicked back nine. And besides, some of the members, 63 00:03:43,606 --> 00:03:45,608 i think you'd like them very much. 64 00:03:45,608 --> 00:03:48,111 Yeah, maybe, you know. 65 00:03:48,111 --> 00:03:50,113 We'll see. 66 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:51,998 Here we go. 67 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:55,501 Fresh champagne, gentlemen. Oh, that's beautiful. 68 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:59,005 I love a mixed salad. I can stare at it for hours. 69 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,507 A score like this happens once in a lifetime. 70 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:04,010 Gotta make this work for us out in the open, legit. 71 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,013 Find a nice i. P. O. Keep it spinning. Live off the juice. 72 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:09,882 - I. P. -- who? - Go on in. 73 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:12,635 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. P. O. -- initial public offering. 74 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:16,139 Stock. We gotta find some insider market trading shit. 75 00:04:16,139 --> 00:04:18,141 Understand? Where's my baby? 76 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:22,145 Paulie, baby, get that big dick in the jacuzzi now. 77 00:04:22,145 --> 00:04:25,148 Whoa- ho! Whoo! 78 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,784 Taking off. 79 00:04:28,284 --> 00:04:31,788 We're gonna celebrate, just me and adriana. Mother of mercy. 80 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:34,791 Could this be the end of rico? Maybe. 81 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:37,410 Just maybe. 82 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,413 Have fun. Say hello to the broad. Say hello to your girl for me. 83 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:43,916 Thank you so much for taking me to the theater. 84 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,553 Rent. 85 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,555 Fuckin' broadway musicals. 86 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,557 I mean, we're all supposed to get all fuckin' weepy- eyed... 87 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:54,060 'cause they turned off the heat in some guy's loft? 88 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,562 I'm hummin' the scenery, chrissy. 89 00:04:56,562 --> 00:04:59,565 Fifth- row, center, and dinner at la cirque? 90 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,567 Yeow! 91 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,569 I'm embarrassed to be hungry again. 92 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,571 Thank you. 93 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:09,075 Let's just say, after how many years with tony soprano's crew, 94 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,577 some shit has finally worked out. 95 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:15,081 Just when i was starting to wonder if, you know-- 96 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:19,836 whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here? 97 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,838 Shut the fuck up! 98 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:25,708 Wouldn't it be cool to own a restaurant like la cirque? 99 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:28,711 Come on with the careers. 100 00:05:28,711 --> 00:05:33,216 - That black guy over there-- he look familiar? - You have my money. 101 00:05:33,216 --> 00:05:36,219 Why don't you just forget about workin' and be with me? 102 00:05:36,219 --> 00:05:40,223 Oh, yeah. And be one of those wives like carmela soprano? 103 00:05:40,723 --> 00:05:43,226 Breast- feed a bunch of rugrats and then spend the rest of your life... 104 00:05:43,226 --> 00:05:45,728 at the gym, just you and your stretch marks. 105 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:47,730 You're right. 106 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:50,733 Cousin's always had a brain, but what does she use it for? 107 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:53,736 A husband who can't even tell you where the money comes from. 108 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:57,240 Yo, hair net central, what am i back here, mark fuhrman? 109 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,992 You a dick! - Would you chill? 110 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,994 It's fuckin' discrimination already. 111 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,497 Hey. 112 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,499 'Bout time. 113 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:21,647 Bold men make bold statements. 114 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:25,651 Why'd they send you over? I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice. 115 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:29,272 - Your woman looks embarrassed. - 116 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:37,280 come on, eh? Give me a couple of burger baskets. 117 00:06:39,782 --> 00:06:43,786 He's only bold because he's semi- hooked up with the tony soprano crew. 118 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:51,294 What's with the attitude, christopher? 119 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:53,296 If it's not the blacks, it's somebody else. 120 00:06:53,296 --> 00:06:56,299 Whoa! Nice. 121 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:58,684 Must belong to the homie with the blue hat. 122 00:06:58,801 --> 00:07:01,804 Yo! Donnie brasco! 123 00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:03,806 Yeah? 124 00:07:03,806 --> 00:07:07,310 My name is orange j. I'm down with massive genius. 125 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:10,313 That's who it was. That gangsta rapper. 126 00:07:10,313 --> 00:07:12,315 I told you to shut up. 127 00:07:12,315 --> 00:07:14,317 We're having a party at g's crib. 128 00:07:14,317 --> 00:07:17,320 Englewood cliffs. You interested? 129 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,323 And i get served with black- eyed peas tomorrow? 130 00:07:20,823 --> 00:07:24,327 I know what time it is. Massive's heard of the fuckin' crew you with. 131 00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:26,829 There's business to be done. 132 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:08,871 This is a beautiful, beautiful home. 133 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:12,375 Smaller than my hamptons crib, but that's bigger than steven's. 134 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:15,011 That's italian contractors, obviously. 135 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:18,014 Look at all these gold records! 136 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:21,767 Whoa! What do we have here? 137 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,642 You like that shit? 138 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,146 A christmas present to myself. 139 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,150 Isn't that a sight to behold? 140 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:43,656 I do so love a good firearm in my hand. 141 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,801 You people are all right. 142 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,305 Godfather? I seen that movie 200 times. 143 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,808 Godfather iiwas definitely the shit. 144 00:09:02,925 --> 00:09:05,928 The third one-- a lot of people didn't like it, 145 00:09:05,928 --> 00:09:09,432 but i think it was just misunderstood. 146 00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:14,937 So what kind of business you want to discuss? 147 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,199 Mr. Herman rabkin. Hesh. 148 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:30,202 I don't know him personally, but i know his history. 149 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:33,706 In the late'50s and'60s, he owned f- note records. 150 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,709 I don't know what it was called, but, yeah, hesh was in the music business. 151 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,211 Little situation here. 152 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,714 A distant- but- deceased quasi- cousin on my mother's side-- 153 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,716 little jimmy willis; '50s legend-- 154 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:46,218 two seminal hit records was his legacy-- 155 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:49,722 drug tragedy. "Such a fool"-- 156 00:09:49,972 --> 00:09:52,975 oh, i love that. They play it all the time on oldies radio. 157 00:09:53,476 --> 00:09:56,479 Old herman? He's just another in a long line... 158 00:09:56,479 --> 00:09:59,482 of white motherfuckers stealing royalties from the black man... 159 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,484 that made them the money in the first place. 160 00:10:01,484 --> 00:10:05,237 Jimmy's mother out in san bernardino who i call my aunt... 161 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:08,124 is owed that money. 162 00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,626 Hesh is the world's sweetest guy, 163 00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:13,629 but i've heard his opinions on givin' back pieces of israel. 164 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:16,499 I can only imagine what he's gonna say about this shit. 165 00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:18,501 Feel free to enjoy the food... 166 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,003 and any other enjoyments. 167 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:26,509 Champagne, sir, ma'am? 168 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:29,845 Yeah. 169 00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:36,352 That guy's a gangster? I'm a gangster. 170 00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:40,356 I'm an o. G. Original gangster, not him, fuckin' lawn jockey. 171 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:43,359 And he's got the fly hamptons house, 172 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,746 alec baldwin comes over, whitney houston-- 173 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:50,750 what do i got? I sit in the fucking pork store, for christ sake. 174 00:10:50,866 --> 00:10:54,370 But the moolies, they got it goin' on, and they're on tv. 175 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:59,375 - They don't take no shit. - Soprano crew, it's always "secret this, omertathat." 176 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:01,377 Fuckin' gets on my nerves. 177 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:04,263 Junior, with his moldy old sweaters, and he's a fuckin' boss. 178 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,767 And you were just feeling so good about yourself. 179 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,270 Our thing once ruled the music business. Did you know that? 180 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:15,274 No. We bankrolled acts. Blacks, everybody. 181 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,778 Paid the deejays or busted heads to get em' played on the air. 182 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,280 There was some great italian singers. Fuckin' a. 183 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,783 Frankie valli. Dion. The rascals. 184 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,785 That whole philly thing. 185 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,788 My dad used to talk about those guys. 186 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,907 Now? Fuckin' drum machines, some ignorant poetry, 187 00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:35,411 and every fuckin' fourth- grade dropout ditsoon is chairman of the board. 188 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,799 - Gangsters. - 189 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:43,803 talk aboutpaisanpride. Go joey! Shot to the heart 190 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,806 and you're to blame you give love 191 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,059 a bad name bad name 192 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,444 oh, you're home. Hey. 193 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,580 Barb wagner called. Remember her from the fund- raiser? 194 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:15,701 - The mayonaisses up the street? - They invited us to a barbecue over at their house. 195 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,457 All right. Didn't think so. 196 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,463 Are you still with the brochures? 197 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:30,466 Can you believe how much it costs for a college education for four years? 198 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,852 We got enough. 199 00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,604 I know we got enough, but how much is enough? 200 00:12:35,604 --> 00:12:39,108 I mean, god forbid, what if something should happen? 201 00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,110 You dig up my blue suit. You call up old man coletti. 202 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,112 You tell him not to put too much makeup on my face. 203 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:46,115 Don't joke around about this, tony. 204 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:49,618 You'll be taken care of. You're always telling me the same thing. 205 00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:51,620 I'll be taken care of. By who? 206 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,623 What is with the look? 207 00:12:54,623 --> 00:12:56,625 Did you just make a score? 208 00:12:56,625 --> 00:13:00,129 No. I wish. 209 00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:04,133 You know, tony, it's a multiple- choice thing with you. 210 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,635 I can't tell if you're old- fashioned, 211 00:13:06,635 --> 00:13:08,637 you're paranoid... 212 00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:10,639 or just a fuckin' asshole. 213 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,895 So what do i tell the wagners about this barbecue? 214 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,898 You want to go? Sure. 215 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:24,153 Cusamano asked me to play a little golf with him at his club. 216 00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:26,155 Sorry. All right. Fine. 217 00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:37,166 Prick. The maitre d' is really on the rag tonight. 218 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,669 I'll talk to him. 219 00:13:40,669 --> 00:13:43,172 Remember richie santini? Yeah, you used to fuck him. 220 00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:45,174 That really sums it up. 221 00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:48,177 I knew him since we were three. He lived next door. 222 00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:51,180 Yeah, we had our little phase. 223 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,183 What about him? You've heard his band. 224 00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:57,686 Defiler? I'm not into that headbangin' shit. 225 00:13:58,187 --> 00:14:00,189 You were talkin' about the good old days. 226 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,691 Italians running the music business. 227 00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:05,194 And here's richie, this musician who you know. 228 00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:07,696 They're not a hair band anymore, and they're really good. 229 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:12,201 You said yourself how much money there was in this thing. 230 00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:15,704 You mean like, uh, richie santini? 231 00:14:17,706 --> 00:14:20,209 You think massive genius would be interested? 232 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:23,212 It's a whole different thing: Black. 233 00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:26,215 But he's got a company. Massive g productions. 234 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:29,218 Shit, they make movies, even. 235 00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:33,222 Massive does owe me a favor. 236 00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:36,225 I'm arranging a sit- down for him with hesh. 237 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:39,228 I was thinking about-- okay. 238 00:14:39,228 --> 00:14:41,230 I know this sounds kind of funny. 239 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,732 Music management. 240 00:14:43,732 --> 00:14:45,734 Huh. And working here, 241 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:47,736 i have met people, important people. 242 00:14:47,736 --> 00:14:51,240 Learned people skills. Had to deal with big egos. 243 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,242 Solved problems. 244 00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:55,744 And with my love of all kinds of music-- 245 00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:01,250 maybe alec baldwin would come to our house. 246 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,625 You know who we are you know what we do 247 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:13,128 we're comin' to defile defile you 248 00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:16,131 stay out of our way and don't be so gay 249 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:20,135 we're comin' to defile defile you 250 00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:27,142 my- y- y lord 251 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:32,398 - it's just an old demo. - No. You know what? 252 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,402 Fuck it. Let's set you up. 253 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,405 What? I got money. 254 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,409 You're right. With how much you listen to the radio, you'd be good. 255 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:48,414 I can't believe it! But i get to pick what you wear. 256 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,417 Dress you up. I like that. 257 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,435 This place has the flava. That gelding, 258 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,937 name is sidney. 259 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,940 So how come you never wrote a song about him? 260 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,446 When you and little jimmy were writing partners on all his hits, 261 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:24,450 did you write the music and him the lyrics, or the other way around? 262 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,453 We, uh, we had our own process. 263 00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:31,707 So that "ooh, wacka- do, wacka- dooley- do, i'm so blue," 264 00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:34,710 that spring from your experience, or the little brother's? 265 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,713 One could write a song about a horse. 266 00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:40,215 But in order for it to be a hit with your target audience, 267 00:16:40,215 --> 00:16:44,219 he'd have to have a mounted cop on him and ripped up the ass with a mac ten, no? 268 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:48,223 So you bought horses with your royalties. 269 00:16:48,223 --> 00:16:50,726 And little jimmy's royalties, whatever became of those? 270 00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:53,228 He bought horse. 271 00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:55,864 Music business back then, we were breaking all the rules. 272 00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:57,866 Makin"em, breakin"em as we went along. 273 00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,869 You mean rapin' and pillagin'. 274 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,621 Things haven't changed much, huh? 275 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,124 Were we hard- nosed? Yeah. 276 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,626 But we gave a lot of kids their start. A lot of negro youth. 277 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,747 Took'em out of the ghetto, kids with talent, put'em on the stage. 278 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:14,750 Herman, ordinarily, i'd be more than happy... 279 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,252 to stroll down memory lane with you. 280 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:20,139 But it's reparations that i seek. 281 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,141 Why don't we call this what it is: A shakedown. 282 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,144 Your own father was a silent partner in f- note records. 283 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:29,148 Made sure that the records got airplay, isn't that right? 284 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,651 Yeah, that money built my house on the jersey shore. 285 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,653 What do you want to do, hesh? I'm guided by you. 286 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,156 - He's got to do the right thing, that's what. - Ohh! 287 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,158 Hey. You're way our of line, kid. 288 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,660 Let's get some cold fucking fizzy water on your head. 289 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,918 Thank you, jen. Let's get right to the point, huh? 290 00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:52,037 What's in this for you? 291 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,540 If you read chuck d's book, 292 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,042 you know he advises that reparations be made... 293 00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:00,045 by the jewish studio moguls in hollywood... 294 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,048 on account of the way black folks have been portrayed in film. 295 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,051 Now, that's only germane to this argument inasmuch... 296 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:10,055 as i feel that the grievances in the music business are far worse. 297 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:13,058 You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. 298 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,561 My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still... 299 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,563 painting their faces and chasing zebras. 300 00:18:17,946 --> 00:18:22,317 And as far as louie b. Mayer is concerned, what are you, fucking nuts? 301 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,955 My lawyers have done a little research. 302 00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:29,708 I think that the final figure is somewhere around... 303 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,961 four hundred thousand dollars. 304 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:39,218 Now, a cashier's check made to mrs. Idella willis... 305 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,220 will set the record straight. 306 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,839 Or what? 307 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,095 What was it that she called him? 308 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,598 Oh, yeah. 309 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:56,101 "That nice man," i think she said. 310 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,614 So how's your neighbor, the one with no neck? 311 00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:12,367 The sopranos? Well, there's a new car in the driveway every other week, 312 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,369 but besides that-- 313 00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:17,873 he gave me a gift of some excellent cuban cigars. 314 00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:20,125 - And you accepted them? - Mmm- hmm. 315 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,377 See? Eroding the neighborhood values. 316 00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,513 He was thanking me for referring him to a physician, 317 00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:26,515 which he's very happy with. 318 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:29,017 Really? 319 00:19:29,017 --> 00:19:31,637 What does that do to property values, 320 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,639 having a gangster living next door? 321 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,775 Are you kidding? Safest block in the neighborhood. 322 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,778 - And bein' a gangster-- what does that mean, anyway? - Yeah, that's true. 323 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,781 Some of the shit i see in the boardroom, i don't know if i'd make a distinction. 324 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,901 Oh, will you please? It's not the same thing. 325 00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,654 Bugging? Bribes? I don't know. 326 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:52,658 Sometimes i think the only thing separating the american business from the mobs... 327 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,159 is fuckin' whackin' somebody. 328 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:58,163 Listen to you. Whackin'. What? 329 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,666 He hangs around with tony soprano for 15 minutes... 330 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,168 and it's "fuckin'" this and "fuckin'" that. 331 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,805 We were over there for that fund- raiser. 332 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,308 I didn't see any guns anywhere. 333 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,811 Oh, but that bar with the goombah murano glass? 334 00:20:15,564 --> 00:20:17,566 I like murano glass. 335 00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:23,939 Those monte cristos? 336 00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:26,441 What do you say? After dinner? 337 00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:33,949 Just jaded tired and bored 338 00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:41,707 right or wrong i ain't strong 339 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:46,712 like i used to be 340 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,847 i want to 341 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:53,352 erase myself 342 00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:06,615 i know it ain't your type of music, but-- 343 00:21:07,115 --> 00:21:10,118 i like any kind of music that turns shit green. 344 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:14,623 Richie's been through a lot. It's deep in his writing. 345 00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:16,625 As a metal band, they were fuckin' great. 346 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,628 But this, as far as i am concerned, blows away matchbox 20. 347 00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:23,131 - What do they all themselves? - Used to be defiler. 348 00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:26,635 Then some personnel changes-- bass and drums. 349 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:29,137 But richie and vito are still the core of the band. 350 00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:31,640 Now they're called visiting day. 351 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,142 Mom and dad 352 00:21:34,142 --> 00:21:39,147 had left me down 353 00:21:39,147 --> 00:21:41,149 and now i want to 354 00:21:41,149 --> 00:21:45,153 erase myself 355 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,522 this is some loud shit. 356 00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:53,528 Oh, we are alone 357 00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:57,532 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 358 00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,534 whoo! 359 00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:05,290 - Take me away - that's richie. 360 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,295 And that's vito. I don't want 361 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:13,799 to stay 362 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:19,554 - fuck you! - Sit the fuck down, you mullethead. 363 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,813 This isn't the right place for them. 364 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,318 You suck! 365 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,821 You know, without the right help from you, 366 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,457 visiting day could end up in the miscellaneous "v" section. 367 00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:46,832 Don't be sad it's not bad 368 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:51,837 - nobody cares - you interested? 369 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:57,342 I want to erase myself yes! 370 00:23:00,228 --> 00:23:03,231 That scene where pesci sticks the guy's head in a vise, 371 00:23:03,231 --> 00:23:06,735 and then he fuckin' pops his eye out-- i mean, i thought i was gonna die. 372 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:13,742 I'll be right back, okay? 373 00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:18,246 Excuse me. It's this way, right? 374 00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:20,248 Yes. Thank you. 375 00:24:00,288 --> 00:24:03,291 I don't know. What? 376 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:07,295 Richie. Guy's 30, still lives with his parents. 377 00:24:07,295 --> 00:24:09,297 It's because of the accident. 378 00:24:09,297 --> 00:24:12,300 Richie had third- degree burns from trying to grill that trout... 379 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,803 with a downed power line. 380 00:24:14,803 --> 00:24:18,807 At the same time, being electrocuted turned his life around. 381 00:24:20,308 --> 00:24:22,811 Well, you did some ace fucking selling. 382 00:24:22,811 --> 00:24:24,813 You think? 383 00:24:24,813 --> 00:24:26,815 Yeah. Thing is, though, 384 00:24:26,815 --> 00:24:30,819 music is not something you can hold in your hands, you know, 385 00:24:30,819 --> 00:24:34,823 like football betting cards or coke. 386 00:24:35,824 --> 00:24:37,826 It's art. 387 00:24:37,826 --> 00:24:41,830 Berry gordy, whatever, he had to see it in the supremes. 388 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:43,832 It's an instinct. 389 00:24:43,832 --> 00:24:45,834 I see it in richie. 390 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:48,336 Yeah. Probably is. 391 00:24:49,838 --> 00:24:51,840 I'm really fuckin' doin' it! 392 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,342 And it's all thanks to you. 393 00:24:55,844 --> 00:24:58,346 I got to make a demo cd, like massive advised, 394 00:24:58,346 --> 00:25:00,298 and then-- yeah! 395 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,517 My wife thinks i need to meet new people. 396 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,387 So? Come on. You're italian. You understand. 397 00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:09,274 Guys like me, we're brought up to think themeddigan are fuckin' bores. 398 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:12,777 The truth is, the average white man is no more boring... 399 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:17,782 than the millionth conversation over who should have won, marciano or ali. 400 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,285 So am i to understand that you don't consider yourself white? 401 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,287 I don't mean white, like caucasian. 402 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:26,791 I mean a white man, like our friend, cusamano. 403 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,294 Now, he's italian, but he's ameddigan. 404 00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,796 He's what my old man woulda called the wonder bread wop. 405 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,299 Eats his sunday gravy out of a jar. 406 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,302 You seem to want to branch out. 407 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,672 What's stopping you? The guys. 408 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:45,810 What they'd think if i started hanging out with themeddigan. 409 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,824 I was in your neighborhood last night, at the cusamano's. 410 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:06,331 - Oh, yeah? - Dinner party. 411 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,835 Shoulda stopped by. 412 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:13,338 Live right next door. 413 00:26:20,462 --> 00:26:24,466 You didn't hear any strange noises last night in your neighborhood? 414 00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:27,969 Noises? 415 00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:30,472 Like someone screaming in pain? 416 00:26:31,973 --> 00:26:34,476 Uh, no. 417 00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:37,479 Probably a television set. 418 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:44,986 You saw my house? Mm- hmm. 419 00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:57,499 Oh! This looks good. 420 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:02,387 Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm. That sausage, huh, where'd you get it? 421 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:06,391 - Little place in garfield? - Honey, where'd we get the sausage? 422 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:08,393 That little place in garfield. You know, 423 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,395 the only thing better than a little sausage is a pair of tits. 424 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,898 I don't know about that, but it's a hell of a piece of meat. 425 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:16,901 Sausage is kind of a phallic thing. 426 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,903 Whereas tits-- 427 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:25,777 so, jack, you're a stockbroker, right? Mmm. 428 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:28,279 Any changes in the market comin'? 429 00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,032 They're always changing. That's what keeps us coming back. 430 00:27:33,535 --> 00:27:36,538 Oh, by the way, rand, you hear from ross on dexplex? 431 00:27:36,538 --> 00:27:39,541 No, not yet, but the buyout is definitely goin' down. 432 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,793 Just give me a little warning. I need to call the islands. 433 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,546 Dexplex? 434 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:52,554 Oh, it's a little company. It's going public, maybe. 435 00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:55,190 Hey, hey. Come on. Come on, will ya? 436 00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:57,192 The sun is shining. It's a beautiful day. 437 00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:59,694 Let's not talk business for once, huh? 438 00:27:59,694 --> 00:28:02,197 American biotics. 439 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,315 Barb, our stock guru. 440 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:07,068 She thinks american biotics may be a good investment. 441 00:28:07,068 --> 00:28:11,072 It's supposed to be close to a side- effect- free anti- impotence drug. 442 00:28:11,072 --> 00:28:14,075 You guys play the stock market? We don't just play. 443 00:28:15,076 --> 00:28:17,579 We win. 444 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,972 Friends say i'm crazy 445 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:30,975 she's gonna make me cry 446 00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:33,478 but none of them know the way we 447 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:36,481 steal a little kiss and my, oh, my 448 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:38,983 fools follow angels 449 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:42,353 wanna believe she's mine all mine alone 450 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:45,857 why am i such a fool 451 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:00,622 friends say i'm crazy 452 00:29:01,122 --> 00:29:04,125 she's gonna make me cry 453 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:06,628 but none of them know the way we 454 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:10,265 steal a little kiss and, oh, my 455 00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:12,267 fools follow angels 456 00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:15,270 wanna believe she's mine all mine alone 457 00:29:15,637 --> 00:29:19,140 why am i such a fool 458 00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:23,144 erase myself 459 00:29:25,647 --> 00:29:29,150 are we alone 460 00:29:31,653 --> 00:29:33,655 yeah, yeah 461 00:29:33,655 --> 00:29:35,657 yeah, yeah 462 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:44,415 take me away 463 00:29:47,302 --> 00:29:51,055 i don't want to stay 464 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,061 there must be 465 00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:02,066 another way 466 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,199 that's take 62. 467 00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:21,336 We oughta just bag it. 468 00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:30,845 Okay. We're baggin' it. 469 00:30:30,845 --> 00:30:33,848 We shoulda bagged this two days ago when it was fucking perfect. 470 00:30:33,848 --> 00:30:36,851 I wish i had thought of that. 471 00:30:39,721 --> 00:30:42,724 It's good. You know, not bad. 472 00:30:42,724 --> 00:30:44,726 I think it's as good as we're gonna get right now. 473 00:30:44,726 --> 00:30:47,729 Oh, it wasn't too bad. It was kind of good. 474 00:30:47,729 --> 00:30:50,231 Hey. 475 00:30:50,231 --> 00:30:53,234 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you saying? Is something wrong? 476 00:30:53,234 --> 00:30:55,236 No, i'm sure we're all trying our best here. 477 00:30:55,236 --> 00:30:57,739 I just think we hit a brick wall. 478 00:30:57,739 --> 00:31:00,742 Maybe some rest. 479 00:31:00,742 --> 00:31:02,744 Hey, hey, fuck that! 480 00:31:02,744 --> 00:31:05,246 I paid for three days' studio time already. 481 00:31:05,246 --> 00:31:08,750 It's only gonna cost me more money to pack it up and come in again, isn't it? 482 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:12,503 I don't get it. We got through the instrumental tracks with no problem. 483 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:15,006 Ah, i'm fuckin' beat. 484 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:19,010 What do you say we finish this shit? Three days now we been slammin' our hams. 485 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:22,263 Look, kinkos gave me five days off. It's not the end of the world. 486 00:31:22,263 --> 00:31:25,767 Kinko's? Buddy, this is costing me 300 bucks an hour. 487 00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:27,769 Here. Try this. 488 00:31:30,772 --> 00:31:34,776 Dude, i don't do drugs anymore, okay? 489 00:31:35,276 --> 00:31:37,779 Well, hats off. But for all the dynamic excitement in these songs, 490 00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:40,782 maybe we should get another downed power line in here, let you suck on it. 491 00:31:41,282 --> 00:31:43,167 - Christopher! - What you just heard... 492 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,169 was our balls- out, most introspective song. 493 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,673 - It's not supposed to rock. - it'll be our first single. 494 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:51,793 No, dude, second. "Sharon's chair" will be the one that busts out. 495 00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:54,545 I like "melt." 496 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,798 Come on. Go shoot the crank, let's wrap this up, all right? 497 00:31:57,799 --> 00:32:00,802 - What? - You heard me. Spike up. 498 00:32:00,802 --> 00:32:05,440 - No fucking way. - Christopher, i'm producing these sessions. 499 00:32:05,807 --> 00:32:08,309 Go take the fucking drugs. I'm not fucking around anymore. 500 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,194 Look, the problem, christopher, 501 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,697 is that the bass and the drum tracks... 502 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,949 were miked wrong from the fucking beginning. 503 00:32:14,949 --> 00:32:18,453 Whoa, hey, king of rock, you're out of your depth. 504 00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:20,455 Look, let me tell you something, dude. 505 00:32:20,455 --> 00:32:23,958 Thank you, but i've recorded in denmark. 506 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:26,961 Okay. You want to know what the problem is? 507 00:32:26,961 --> 00:32:30,465 Where are the fucking choruses? 508 00:32:30,965 --> 00:32:33,968 All your songs, you got no choruses. 509 00:32:33,968 --> 00:32:35,970 Your choruses are basically just another verse. 510 00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:38,589 I mean, what happened to "she loves you," huh? 511 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,843 - "She loves you"? - Yeah, the song. Started with the chorus. 512 00:32:41,843 --> 00:32:45,346 There is structure. That's how you build a song. 513 00:32:45,346 --> 00:32:47,348 The beatles, the beatles, the beatles. 514 00:32:47,348 --> 00:32:50,852 Look, that's been 40 fucking years now. It makes me sick. 515 00:32:50,852 --> 00:32:53,738 - What is he, nuts? - Fuck this, man. 516 00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:55,740 Where are you goin'? 517 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:59,243 I'm goin' to a. A. , you fuckin' jerk- off. 518 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:02,363 - Get back to work. - Ooh, okay. 519 00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:06,617 - Huh? Huh? Come on. - Ooh, big man, huh? 520 00:33:11,873 --> 00:33:13,875 Fuck! You all right? 521 00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:20,381 What? What? Get back in the booth! 522 00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:25,520 So we take it from the top. 523 00:33:27,021 --> 00:33:29,023 We'll use a ukulele. 524 00:33:29,023 --> 00:33:31,642 I can't believe you. Yeah, yeah. 525 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,644 Five thousand shares. 526 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:36,647 American biotics. 527 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:39,150 Can you place the order today? 528 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:44,155 Okay, great. I'll have the money to you by tomorrow. 529 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:47,158 Okay. Thank you. 530 00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:50,294 Bye bye. 531 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:56,300 - Are you spying on people now? - I live here. 532 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,669 Are you playing wall street now. 533 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:02,673 Women are better savers than men, and we are nurturers. 534 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:06,177 What do you know about the stock market? 535 00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:08,179 I keep my ears open. 536 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:10,681 Cnbc is a very interesting channel. 537 00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:15,820 Listen, your father, god bless him, he does very well. 538 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,322 But who knows, you know? 539 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,324 What if something unforeseen should happen. 540 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:23,327 What if he gets hit by a truck. I mean, then what? 541 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,830 I got you kids to think about. I don't know, mom. 542 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:28,833 Well, when you get married, you will know. 543 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,835 A woman's got to keep her sense of individuality. 544 00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,837 This here is a life lesson. 545 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:41,345 Okay. Let's go to georgette klinger's. 546 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:46,350 Massage, facial, joie de "beau- tay." On me. 547 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,470 Sure. 548 00:34:53,975 --> 00:34:56,611 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 549 00:34:56,611 --> 00:34:58,112 It's a lily. Now, that's a shot. 550 00:34:58,613 --> 00:35:00,615 Ball runs like a frightened fawn. 551 00:35:00,615 --> 00:35:03,618 W. C. Fields. That thing's still runnin'. 552 00:35:03,618 --> 00:35:05,620 I gotta tell ya, this is a nice place. Didn't i tell ya? 553 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,122 We oughta see about making you a member. 554 00:35:08,122 --> 00:35:10,625 Tony, you ever play that place in orlando? 555 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:12,627 No, i never get down there. 556 00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:15,129 Well, disney world. 557 00:35:15,129 --> 00:35:19,133 You know, al's place. Mount plymouth? 558 00:35:19,634 --> 00:35:22,637 - Al capone built it. - No shit? 559 00:35:22,637 --> 00:35:25,139 Capone was a golf fanatic. That's right. 560 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,142 - So you guys watch aande. - 561 00:35:28,142 --> 00:35:30,895 tony, uh, let me ask you a question. 562 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,899 If i'm stepping on any toes, tell me. How real wasthe godfather? 563 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,522 I mean, in your opinion. 564 00:35:41,522 --> 00:35:44,525 What do you mean, real? Authentic or not. 565 00:35:46,027 --> 00:35:49,530 I don't know. How would i know? 566 00:35:50,531 --> 00:35:53,534 It was the'50s, right. No, it was 1972. 567 00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:56,537 What he means is the story took place in the'50s. 568 00:35:56,537 --> 00:35:59,674 I wanna know if you really had to cut your finger and take an oath. 569 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:10,301 Like gridlock on times square on this golf course today, isn't it? 570 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:14,305 This traffic in manhattan's gotten worse since "don't block the box." 571 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:16,807 You got a lot of friends in new york, tony? Yeah. 572 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:19,310 You ever go down to little italy? 573 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:23,314 - You know, san gennaro, the feast, with the kids. - Tell the truth. 574 00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,449 What's the first thing you think of when you hear "mulberry street"? 575 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:27,451 Umberto's. 576 00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,704 Hey, did you ever see... 577 00:36:30,204 --> 00:36:32,206 that picture of gallante dead... 578 00:36:32,206 --> 00:36:34,575 with a cigar hangin' out of his mouth? 579 00:36:34,575 --> 00:36:37,211 - No. - It's a fuckin' beautiful hit, huh? 580 00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,466 Sorry, tony. 581 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:45,336 You probably knew the guy, huh? 582 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:49,340 - How old you think i am? - You don't have to answer this if you don't want to, 583 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,342 but i gotta know. 584 00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:54,345 Did you ever meet john gotti? 585 00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:01,852 Yeah. I knew john. 586 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:04,739 Whoa! Fuck! 587 00:37:04,739 --> 00:37:06,741 What was he really like? 588 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:14,365 - Remember bungalow bar? - The ice cream trucks? 589 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:19,503 Like good humor, except the trucks had bungalow roofs on'em. 590 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:22,006 Was gotti a silent partner in all that thing? 591 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,375 I don't know nothin' about that. 592 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:27,378 Just know that when the company folded... 593 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,631 and they were auctioning off the last bungalow bar truck, 594 00:37:30,631 --> 00:37:34,135 the one with the peaked roofs-- you're right, cooze-- 595 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:36,387 cooze. 596 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:40,391 Well, they're auctioning off the last bungalow bar truck... 597 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,893 and i wanted it as a souvenir. 598 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,147 Gotti outbid me. 599 00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:51,652 Gave me a ride home. 600 00:37:55,156 --> 00:37:57,658 You know, he rang that bell... 601 00:37:57,658 --> 00:38:00,161 the whole way home? 602 00:38:10,554 --> 00:38:14,558 Oh! They're wavin' at us. 603 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,183 Meow meow 604 00:38:27,822 --> 00:38:30,324 meow meow 605 00:38:30,324 --> 00:38:33,327 i love this part. Now i've lost 606 00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:37,448 my inner child 607 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:41,085 i should hope yeah, this is good. 608 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:45,456 He ain't been defiled 609 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,343 i am just 610 00:38:49,844 --> 00:38:54,098 that's some good guitar. Listen to that shit. A tortured soul 611 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:56,100 they got it goin' on. Makin' money 612 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:01,972 yeah. Is an empty hole 613 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:10,114 meow 614 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,116 meow 615 00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:14,618 meow 616 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:17,121 meow 617 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,252 so? 618 00:39:31,385 --> 00:39:33,888 I think it's, uh, not good. 619 00:39:34,889 --> 00:39:37,258 Want to be a little more specific? 620 00:39:37,258 --> 00:39:39,260 There's good and there's not good. This is not good. 621 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,762 Okay, maybe it's not your era. No offense. 622 00:39:42,263 --> 00:39:44,765 Music is music. Talent is talent. 623 00:39:44,765 --> 00:39:47,768 I don't care who you are. And i've seen them all. 624 00:39:47,768 --> 00:39:51,906 I saw heavy metal invented by hendrix at the cafe wha. Kid just came out of the army. 625 00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:54,525 I said to him, "kid, i don't know what you call it-- 626 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:57,027 talent, charisma, magic-- but you've got it." 627 00:39:57,027 --> 00:40:00,281 These kids, they don't. Sorry. 628 00:40:00,281 --> 00:40:02,783 You're just pissed that i went against you at the sit- down. 629 00:40:02,917 --> 00:40:05,920 Get the fuck out of here and stop wasting my time. 630 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:09,039 This vito is a great fucking guitar player, hesh. 631 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,542 Fine. Great. He's a great guitar player. 632 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,545 However, there's one constant in the music business-- a hit is a hit. 633 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:17,548 - And this, my friend, is not a hit. - Why? 634 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:21,936 Christ. For reasons we couldn't comprehend or codify, you pathetic schlepper. 635 00:40:21,936 --> 00:40:26,440 Fuckin' massive is a genius, so what the fuck was he talkin' about? 636 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,442 I remember when i was a kid, there was this guy in my neighborhood. 637 00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:30,444 We used to call him jimmy smash. 638 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:33,948 He wasn't retarded, 639 00:40:33,948 --> 00:40:35,449 but we thought he was because he had one of these, uh, 640 00:40:36,951 --> 00:40:39,453 whatchamacallits. 641 00:40:39,453 --> 00:40:41,956 Hey, how the fuck are ya? 642 00:40:41,956 --> 00:40:44,325 What do you call that? Cleft palate. 643 00:40:44,325 --> 00:40:46,710 Yeah. 644 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:49,713 Well, we was kids, right? 645 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:52,716 So what the hell do we know? 646 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:56,720 Every time he opened his mouth, we'd piss ourselves laughin'. 647 00:40:56,837 --> 00:40:59,340 But jimmy didn't mind, because he got to hang out with us. 648 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:02,726 Popular crew. 649 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,728 Although we only called him when we were bored. 650 00:41:04,845 --> 00:41:07,348 Called him, said, "hey, jimmy. 651 00:41:07,848 --> 00:41:09,350 Sing'mack the knife'." 652 00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:11,852 And because he wanted to hang out with us, he'd belt it right out. 653 00:41:14,355 --> 00:41:17,241 We'd fuckin' roll on the floor laughing. 654 00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:23,247 And then, you know, when the laughs got old, 655 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,249 we stopped callin' him. 656 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:31,755 Wasn't till years later that i found out the poor prick was goin' home every night... 657 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:34,508 and cryin' himself to sleep. 658 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:42,132 When i found out, you know, i-- 659 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,134 i felt bad. 660 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:49,139 But i never really understood... 661 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:50,641 what he felt. 662 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:53,143 To be used, you know, 663 00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:56,647 for somebody else's amusement like a fuckin' dancin' bear... 664 00:41:57,648 --> 00:42:00,651 till i played golf with those guys. 665 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,906 Well, you thought cusamano was your friend. 666 00:42:07,408 --> 00:42:09,410 You live, you learn. 667 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,550 Do you mind if i ask you a question? 668 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:22,172 Whatever happened to jimmy? Jimmy smash? 669 00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:25,175 He's doin' 20 for robbery. 670 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:27,678 Wasn't too hard for the cops to figure out who it was. 671 00:42:27,678 --> 00:42:29,680 He goes up to the bank teller with a mask, he goes, 672 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,682 "give me your money." 673 00:42:41,242 --> 00:42:43,744 Some fucker's on the phone for you. 674 00:42:48,749 --> 00:42:52,253 Good morning, herman. I'm listening. Good. 675 00:42:52,253 --> 00:42:55,256 I wouldn't want you to miss anything i have to say. I've been thinking about it. 676 00:42:55,756 --> 00:42:59,627 - Go on. - You'll have to find another schmuck to have a moment with. 677 00:42:59,627 --> 00:43:01,128 You do know what this means, herman. 678 00:43:01,128 --> 00:43:04,131 Stupid enough to say it over the phone, let's hear it. 679 00:43:04,632 --> 00:43:06,634 I don't threaten, herman. I act. 680 00:43:06,634 --> 00:43:09,887 Genius, you're getting yourself in way over your head here. 681 00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:12,389 Why don't you think about backin' up a little bit? 682 00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:14,775 You know, let sleepin' dogs lie. 683 00:43:14,775 --> 00:43:16,277 Hey, soprano. 684 00:43:16,777 --> 00:43:19,530 Let me share with you what i suspect about this gangsta rap shit. 685 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:22,533 I think you probably got a degree in sociology from the city college. 686 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,903 I grew up in the projects. Delta 13. 687 00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:28,906 Killed a man. 688 00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:30,908 Later on, i got a degree. 689 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:34,411 But urban planning. You were close. 690 00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,914 Now, when it comes to which is mightier, 691 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,917 the pen or the motherfucking sword, 692 00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:41,919 i let the situation dictate. 693 00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:45,422 - Don't press it. - I'm gonna do my part... 694 00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:47,925 to keep mr. Rabkin's people working. 695 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:52,563 - What's that supposed to mean? - Expect to hear from goldstein, baum and woronov. 696 00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:55,432 They'll be representing miss willis in the lawsuit. 697 00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:59,687 - You gonna sue? - With what i pay in retainers, fuck, yeah. 698 00:43:59,687 --> 00:44:02,189 I hear that. Yeah, well. 699 00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:03,941 Listen, be advised... 700 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:06,443 that on your artist scratch's last single, 701 00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:08,445 you sampled a backing vocal... 702 00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:11,949 from the chablis' 1968 song,"riff with it," 703 00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:15,452 for which f- note records controls the master recording rights. 704 00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:17,955 No shit? Yeah, shit. 705 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:20,591 I would of course have to counter sue. 706 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:23,093 I'll see you in court. 707 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:26,597 Fuckin' legal fees. 708 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:29,216 What kind of moolies are these? 709 00:44:29,717 --> 00:44:31,719 They call themselves gangsters. 710 00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,104 It's a new fuckin' day. 711 00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:36,607 Fuckin' depressing. 712 00:44:36,974 --> 00:44:39,476 Okay. Now this is a donatella versace. 713 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:43,480 - Nice. - You like it better than the alaia? 714 00:44:49,370 --> 00:44:52,990 - Keep'em both. - Christopher, $2, 400! 715 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:58,495 - I don't think you really like it. - I like it. I like it. 716 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:09,506 Huh? Mtv awards? 717 00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:18,148 - What? - Nothing. 718 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:20,651 I thought we put that fight behind us. 719 00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:23,153 You want me to take all this back, i will. No problem. 720 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:26,156 No. Fuck, i want you to have it. 721 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:45,175 You know how i use the technique of positive visualization? 722 00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:47,177 I know you talk about it. 723 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:49,179 You're fairly negative a lot of the time. 724 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:51,932 Well, i think you should mentally prepare... 725 00:45:52,433 --> 00:45:55,936 for the fuckin' possibility that visiting day sucks. 726 00:45:58,939 --> 00:46:01,942 - What? - I think the only reason you've gotten this far with massive... 727 00:46:01,942 --> 00:46:04,695 is he wants to be in your pants. 728 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:08,699 Boy, oh, boy. 729 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,701 I let some experts listen to the demo. 730 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:12,703 They shit all over it. I'm sorry. 731 00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:15,205 Experts? Who, hesh? 732 00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:18,208 That old fucking synagogue cantor? Silvio. 733 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,210 He owned rock clubs in asbury. 734 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:23,213 You heard what squid said. He's a professional engineer. 735 00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,215 What about my opinion? 736 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:27,718 That it's good, that it's special? 737 00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:38,846 His eyes are on your ass, adriana, 98% of the time. You know that. 738 00:46:40,347 --> 00:46:42,349 This is just a way for you to keep me down. 739 00:46:42,349 --> 00:46:45,352 - Aw, that ain't fair. - I don't want these clothes. 740 00:46:51,358 --> 00:46:54,862 What's wrong with it, huh? What's wrong with visiting day? 741 00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:58,365 I don't know, but it's a problem that you don't know. 742 00:46:58,365 --> 00:47:00,367 Richie, he'll sing anything. 743 00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:03,370 You just don't want to believe that i could have a relationship with a man... 744 00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:06,373 like massive that wasn't based on fucking. 745 00:47:06,373 --> 00:47:08,375 That was based on intelligence, 746 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,377 respect, talent. 747 00:47:10,377 --> 00:47:12,379 I'll shut up. 748 00:47:16,383 --> 00:47:18,886 You sayin' i don't have talent? 749 00:47:22,389 --> 00:47:24,892 I've branched out, made new friends, new horizons, 750 00:47:24,892 --> 00:47:26,894 and you can't stand that. 751 00:47:29,396 --> 00:47:31,398 Yeah. 752 00:47:31,398 --> 00:47:33,400 Go silent. That's you. 753 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,903 Either screaming your head off or fucking dead. 754 00:47:37,905 --> 00:47:40,407 I don't think i can stay here anymore. 755 00:47:47,548 --> 00:47:50,551 I love you. That is such a lie. 756 00:47:58,926 --> 00:48:01,061 Hey, carmela! 757 00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:03,564 In here. 758 00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:11,071 I need a finger. 759 00:48:12,573 --> 00:48:15,075 What's in the box? Sand. 760 00:48:15,075 --> 00:48:18,579 I'm fuckin' with cusamano. Tony-- 761 00:48:18,579 --> 00:48:20,080 beautiful. 762 00:48:20,581 --> 00:48:22,583 You look kinda cute when you're bein' a bad boy. 763 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:24,585 You're awfully chipper today. 764 00:48:25,085 --> 00:48:26,587 So what are you gonna do with the box? 765 00:48:26,587 --> 00:48:31,091 Give it to him. Tell him to-- "hold on to it for awhile." 766 00:48:31,091 --> 00:48:34,094 Oh, tony! That is so evil! 767 00:48:34,094 --> 00:48:36,096 Yeah, i know. That's why it's so much fun. 768 00:48:37,097 --> 00:48:39,099 Oh, good. 769 00:48:57,734 --> 00:49:00,237 Cooze. Cooze. 770 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:02,739 Cooze. Come here. 771 00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:07,244 Hey, ton'. How ya doin'? 772 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:09,746 Good. How you doin'? Fine, thanks. 773 00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:11,748 Listen, ah, 774 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,750 you know, that, uh, nickname-- 775 00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:15,752 what, cooze? Cusamano. 776 00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:19,756 Yeah, it's got that other connotation that-- no, not anymore. 777 00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:22,259 Listen, pal, i need a little solid. 778 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:25,262 I need you to hang on to this for a while for me. 779 00:49:26,763 --> 00:49:28,765 Hang onto it a little while. I'll come get it when i need it. 780 00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:33,770 How long? A month, you know. Maybe more, maybe less. 781 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:36,273 Okay? Thanks. Yeah, sure. 782 00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:41,278 Oh, the club. I meant to ask you about the club. What's going on? 783 00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:43,780 Oh, the club. 784 00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:45,782 I'm sorry, ton'. 785 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:48,285 Membership's closed. 786 00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:51,288 Closed? Yeah. 787 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:54,291 No new members until old members die. 788 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,793 Nobody's dyin'? 789 00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:59,296 Nothin' anybody could do anything about. 790 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,798 No biggie, cooze. Thanks. You sure? 791 00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:04,301 I mean, because-- naw. 792 00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:06,803 I'll live. 793 00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:47,978 And all temptations i resist 794 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:50,981 and nothing can compare to this 795 00:50:51,231 --> 00:50:55,736 oh, nobody loves me 796 00:50:55,736 --> 00:50:59,239 nobody loves me but you 797 00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:02,492 and for that i'd love to find 798 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:07,497 i'd give it all away in gratitude 799 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,502 now, uh, that's a hit. 800 00:51:15,005 --> 00:51:19,259 And all temptations i resist 801 00:51:19,259 --> 00:51:21,261 nothing can compare 802 00:51:25,132 --> 00:51:27,134 what is it? Heroin? 803 00:51:27,134 --> 00:51:29,136 Shit, jean, i don't know. 804 00:51:29,136 --> 00:51:31,138 A weapon? I don't know. 805 00:51:32,639 --> 00:51:35,142 Could be anything. 806 00:51:35,142 --> 00:51:37,144 Uh, uh! 807 00:51:37,644 --> 00:51:39,146 Don't touch it. 808 00:51:44,151 --> 00:51:47,654 You know who we are you know what we do 809 00:51:47,654 --> 00:51:51,141 we're comin' to defile defile you 810 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:55,045 stay out of our way and don't be so gay 811 00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:58,648 we're comin' to defile defile you 812 00:52:01,434 --> 00:52:04,654 my- y- y 813 00:52:04,654 --> 00:52:07,040 lord 814 00:52:08,558 --> 00:52:11,578 my- y- y 815 00:52:11,578 --> 00:52:14,314 ford is a rocket 816 00:52:29,930 --> 00:52:33,934 stop the crush in the midst of a rock show 817 00:52:33,934 --> 00:52:37,137 i'm on the radio, yeah 818 00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:40,874 and know who we are and know what we do 819 00:52:40,874 --> 00:52:44,878 we're comin' to defile defile you 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net